May 2009
1 post
April 2009
12 posts
This was followed by a lecture *w*
Dad: Son, why are your eyes red?.....
Me: Uh.. cause allergies.
Dad: Where'd you go with your friend? I thought you were gonna hang out. why are you back so fast?
Me: Hahahahahah we just went to McDonalds
Dad: What'd you get?
Me: Haha.. McGriddles..
Dad: They don't serve McGriddles at dinner..
Me: fuck
Dddue wher'ds my car LOL
Oh shit my cars’s where it needs to be.
After looking at thisiswhyyou'refat..
I remembered about the best sandwich you’ll ever eat. There’s a place in Climax, which is right beside G’boro for the greensboro people following me. It’s called angelia’s pizza, Idk if it’s a chain, or if there are more, but there’s a hoagie called “The Pig” which is basically everything delicious you can think of put into a sandwich. God it...
It was cool to be a Ronin warrior
In the beginning, when it was just me. Or maybe not. Lolz. I’m not here to be cool though.
Damnit
Me- "Dude where have you been, I've waited out here for an hour"
My brother- "Oh, by the way we were supposed to stay an hour after school"
Me- "wat"
March 2009
22 posts
X_X
School Administrator- "Daniel, I'm sorry but as we reviewed the school's regulations, we realized that you have no current possible way to pass your Junior year."
Me- "............"
Admin- "April fools!"
Me- "That's tomorrow.. what the fuck?"
Admin- "Oh, sorry."
Damn I swear I almost died. I already failed that shit last year haha. That administrator is real cool though.
Best weekend ever.
Well, maybe not. But I’m pretty sure it was amazing. :3
I’m about to make sure I have a great week too.
I hope you all have a great week as well, that’d be pretty sweet.
Lol
ur mam: "Dude do you feel like the air turned into molasses?"
ur sisrter: "Nah man I feel high as fuck."
ur mam: "Exactly dude, the air is molasses because you're high as fuck."
ur sisrter: "What the fuck dude, the air isn't molasses it's air, how else can we breath it?"
ur mam: "Uh, through smoke.. or shit."
ur sisrter: "So did we ever go get food cause dude I could hit up a brownie about now"
ur mam: "The air is definitely not movie popcorn butter"
Egg on toast →
Herpes looks like “toad in the hole”, where you cut a circle in a piece of toast and fry and egg in that shit. Yea.
“Damn I was watching a Girugamesh concert. I ususally hate japanese stuff but...”
– That’s a quote from the biggest poser kid I know. He’s uber annoying. x_x
The Ninja RPG →
The reason I’m a weeaboo. It use to be cooler than it is now, though.
Russet Noon: The Tribute Sequel to the Twilight... →
zyxst:
aka: “OH SHI-“ inb4 Smeyer exploding in a fit of rage and money and lawsuits.
Ew, Ga-ross.
“Anonymous-*Slides his hand slowly past the hem of your skirt*
Anonymous- Fuck...”
– Wrong IM much?
“Ha ha well if we ever get a chance to meet it’s a date….@.@ wait I...”
– I’m going to get raped by a man bear pig.
“He never did come back though, that’s the point. And even when he did come...”
– My 4th period teacher. Dumb ass.
Is this shit confusing to anyone else?
Cause it is to me. x.x I mean, simple things like posting shit, I got. But comments? Hayl naw. Maybe you can’t leave comments and I’m trippin’. Either way, I got a new computer woot! But I also have to make up 2 hours of work in every class for missing so many days.. Damn that’s 12 hours of work. /dies.
“I looked.. and it was… and I did!”
– …. Girls and 11:11. Stupid. As. Fuck. Brb making a wish.
“Yea, that’s for you!”
– WOOOT! That’s my dad giving me a new computer! ^w^;
Did you hear
about the guy whose left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
JAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJjjajjaaja Anyways. I’m sick, my internet is too slow to buffer Gurren Lagann (or any other Anime for that matter) and tonight is no fun! D:
