Winged Hybrid
Don't fuck with me. My blood is a mix of elf and winged people blood.
Ice Cock Dildo
“To make this ice cock, fill a condom with water and freeze untill stiff.” - www.sextoytesters.co.uk
thanks… now we can all have sex with Edward Cullen.
awesome. really.:|
Look at those fingers. What is she? Those are like.. bird claws or something.. And that soudns like the dumbest idea ever. Go ahead lady. Do it. Put ice in your junk. I dare you. D:
This was followed by a lecture *w*
- Dad: Son, why are your eyes red?.....
- Me: Uh.. cause allergies.
- Dad: Where'd you go with your friend? I thought you were gonna hang out. why are you back so fast?
- Me: Hahahahahah we just went to McDonalds
- Dad: What'd you get?
- Me: Haha.. McGriddles..
- Dad: They don't serve McGriddles at dinner..
- Me: fuck
Dddue wher’ds my car LOL
Oh shit my cars’s where it needs to be.
Behemoth Glazed Donut
(via roadfood)
o.O Do I smell my birthday cake? Jajaja that’d be deeelish.
Someone go see this with me this weekend!
That looks pretty good. I might go see it.
After looking at thisiswhyyou’refat..
I remembered about the best sandwich you’ll ever eat. There’s a place in Climax, which is right beside G’boro for the greensboro people following me. It’s called angelia’s pizza, Idk if it’s a chain, or if there are more, but there’s a hoagie called “The Pig” which is basically everything delicious you can think of put into a sandwich. God it tastes more amazing than anything. I want one for my birthday now :D
Edit- Yea it’s a small chain. http://www.angeliaspizza.com/Locations.htm
Two Pound McDonald’s Cheeseburger
I mean… I’d eat it. >w>This has inspired me to go get a hamburger.. right now.
Dear God. I really want a burger…
Pika mother fucking chu.
It was cool to be a Ronin warrior
In the beginning, when it was just me. Or maybe not. Lolz. I’m not here to be cool though.
Damnit
- Me- "Dude where have you been, I've waited out here for an hour"
- My brother- "Oh, by the way we were supposed to stay an hour after school"
- Me- "wat"
